INTERVIEW - Peter Stacey

My most difficult interview ever.
It is our own “Master of Mussitation” (look that word up) former player and now Canowindra Python Peter “The Doctor” Stacey

Stace was drunk and mumbling. My linguistic skills were not up to UNDERSTANDING THE MUMBLER so I utilised the services of SBS Translation Services

TV - Peter Stacy, where have you been & what are you doing?
PS - Bogwah sossy, I’ve hid a poo bear and struggling to walk.

SBS - Boggy, sorry I have had a few beers and struggling to talk

TV - Ah so you are saying you “Mumble a lot”.
PS - Yeah “I’m an envelope”.

SBS - Yeah. “I mumble a lot’.

TV - Every time I see you I think back to the Bayview Hotel and you always being the last man to go home.  Always singing in your own distinctive un-articulated mono-toned drool.
PS - Yeah I use to sing all in tone I sung “and lovely that girl with pee on knee was stalking”

SBS - Yeah I use to sing “Tall and Tan and Young and Lovely the Girl from Ipanema goes walking.”

TV - So please tell our readers what you have been doing?
PS - I’ve been in cold windy anal sea whales, running the Royals over in the funky groove.
SBS - I have been in Canowindra, NSW running the Royal Hotel and the Funny Group.

TV - So you are still working with the Funny Group, the Royal Hotel Canowindra, Japanese tourism company, and Mrs Palmer Jerky.
PS - Mrs Palmers jerky is selling well. I would recommend “Spank the Monkey” “Beef Stroking” and “Pamela Handerson”. 
website: http://www.mrspalmersjerky.com

SBS (5) - Mrs Palmers jerky is selling well. I would recommend Spank the monkey, Beef Stroking and Palemla Handerson.  website: http://www.mrspalmersjerky.com

TV - Hey we didn't need a translation for that one? Just hard to believe you are making joke products at the expense of some Dancing with Stars mother.
PS - I think I am sobering up.  But who’s dancing

SBS - I think I am sobering up, tell him he needs to vote for Robbie Palmer

TV - And finally, what cartoon character would you be?
PS - Definitely the muttering dog from whacky races.

SBS - He means Muttley